This conversation happened last night between me and my 4 year old daughter:
“You can’t take your My Little Pony into the bathroom with you.” I said to her.
“Okay daddy. I will put it right here. Now you don’t step on it or you will tear it.” She said to me.
“Okay, I won’t step on it” I said
“If you step on it, I will tell mommy. She will call the officer and they will take you to jail. Then I will live here with mommy, sister, brother, Gigi, and Papaw. And you will be in jail.” she threatened before heading to the bathroom
We don’t mess around in our family.